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21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Q: Why did God give men penises? ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus! A: By becoming a ventriloquist! A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? They were both stuck up bitches. A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby. Q: Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns ~~~~~ Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? A: The grass tickles their balls 69. Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

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160 Funny Jokes For Adults

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Q: Where do vampires keep their money? A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Her lipstick Rude Jokes 3 Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: Papa Boner Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? A: Erotic is using a featherā€¦. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit just died? A: A guy with very high blood pressureā€¦ 123.

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160 Funny Jokes For Adults

very funny rude jokes

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. Q: What is a crack head's favorite song? I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Q: Why did God give men penises? Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? ~~~~~ Q: Why did God give men penises? A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. .


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Funny Jokes

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~~~~~ Q: What do you call a guy with a giant dick? Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: They both don't work and always take your money. ~~~~~ Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. A: They both only change their pads after every third period! Three days ago Doe kisses him. Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars? The rabbit said no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

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160 Funny Jokes For Adults

very funny rude jokes

A: They both suck for four quarters. Q; What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? Q: What do you call a fat psychic? A: Another one bites the dust! Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? A: They both have special needs 37. Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? She wanted to mount the horse her way. Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people? A: He needed to get to the bottom! Q: What do you call a gang banger behind bars? A: Boobies Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: He was all bite and no bark. Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano? Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.

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Short Dirty Jokes

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The bear was taking a shit in the woods when he asked the rabbit if he had problems with shit sticking to its fur. A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done. Q: What kind of bees produce milk? Q: Why do they call it the wonder bra? Q: How do you make a tissue dance? ~~~~~ Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis ~~~~~ Q: When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay? To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: Not being a retard. Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

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Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Adults 71. Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: They don't know where home is Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ~~~~~ Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly? Q: What is a vampires least favorite food? This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. A: He held up a pair of pants. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.

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Rude Jokes

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When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards. Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater. Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday? Q: What kind of bees produce milk? Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? Q: What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? Q: How do you get retards out of a tree? Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis 63. Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? A: Ate something Q: But do you know what 6.

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Short Dirty Jokes

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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. Q: What do you call an Afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on 8. A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises? Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit. A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

very funny rude jokes

Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. He heard the snow blower coming. A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. Honeybee a dear and bring me a beer! A: They all come out at night. A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. Short Funny Jokes For Adults 1. To see her crack Cruel Jokes Cruel Jokes 1 Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

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